“Pennsylvania has herpes”

from The Daily Show 4.23.2008:

Woman: The attention’s been really flattering with the media being in Pennsylvania for the past month and a half.
Jason Jones: Yeah, it’s like when a guy hits on you in a bar, takes you home, and then never calls you again. You’re that girl.
Woman: Yeah.
Jones: And I’m that guy…  and now you have herpes.

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